Sam I Am.

loveyourchaos:

What.

banzaibills:

his attitude changed so quickly aw

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jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

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ankankimatank:

“Katniss is very skinny… How much do you weigh?

I am so fucking happy that female celebrities are starting to call interviewers out on their bullshit.

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bellatorlupinus:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK

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feminishblog:

petticoatruler:

amanda-gayfried:

nextyearsgirl:

sancha-panza:

radastheyscum:

takeawaygirl:

scienceing:

One half of the humans are female, so one half of the scientists should be female.

- Bill Nye at the Storytelling of Science at ASU

Yes, exactly. We need more girls going into science! Now there aren’t many Nobel Prizes being given to women, mostly because society pushed them away from science decades ago. But now that can all be changed, if more girls go into science. 

dawkins i will slap that motherfucking look off your face

he’s looking fucking ancient, like an archaic douchebag

I hate giving white guys cookies, but I’ve always loved u Bill<3

Dawkins looks so disgusted

Probably trapped in a traumatic flashback of being oppressed by women and religious minorities

I hope it makes him cry at night

I thought he looked like he was asking himself why he didn’t wear his cozy socks that day.

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dreaming-of-brighter-days:

dancenotesandpieces:

dreamingabettertomorrow:

mikeisasian:

I can’t stop reblogging this.

Aw, gawd. This made my day.

That one friend that would do this with you haha

This is like always on my dash

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